Camouflage Marvin - A great way to sneak from Wisconsin to Illinois. Bring a knife and some powder for the inside of your legs or you will chafe. :)
The Cackling Crapper - Don't make him laugh while he has to poop.
Leapin Lizards - You can use these things as earings. Fight!
La Mascada - To scary to mention.
Tio Bob - See La Mascada.
Favorite Pick-up Line - You wanna pet my bald eagle?

OH SNAP!






