I forget what Christmas it was, but if I remember right it was Rebeca, Renee, Michelle and myself. We were all sitting around the kitchen table decorating our stockings and for some reason (girls if youremember, let me know) but Rebeca and I started to wrestle.
Long story short, I managed to hog-ty Rebeca...my arms wrapped her torso, pinching her arms to her sides. My legs were wrapped around hers, so she could not move.
The next thing I know, Rebeca starts to get tiltyder and tiltyder climaxing with a crash to the floor with her chin BAM. LOL, I don't know why she did it, but she led with her chin and she went down hard. I think we all couldn't stop laughing the rest of the night.
Pt II
It was Rebecas and my first Christmas together in our new house! We wanted everything perfect...Mike and Lori were living with us...Bec was running over innocent white bunnies, so we wanted to get the perfect tree in our new home.
We went out and cut one down...which outside seemed like a decent sized tree for our house. Well...when we got it home and unleashed it by cutting the netting, the thing practically covered our entire living room. I kid you not, if you ever watch the lighting of the XMas Tree Ceremony in New York...our tree gave birth to that tree.
Anyway, the thing was ginormous. And after hours and hours of trying to decorate it so there were no sparse spots, we were finally done. We all sat around and glared in awe at it's hugeness.
If I remember right, the fucker first fell in the middle of the night...I'm surprised the house didn't sustain any structural damage LOL. So, half asleep, we picked everything up...kinda reorganized the ornaments...threw away the broken ones and went back to sleep.
Next morning...CRASH...down for the count again. Now we are getting pissed cuz this is just getting retarded. Again, we pick everything up, reorganize whats left. At this point we are down to ~50% ornaments and the tinsel (NEVER go with tinsel, it is the devil) was now all clumped up into one centralized location on the tree. It looked FUGLY, like Donald Trumps hair. But we did our best to get it presentable again.
Finally, the thing goes down a third time. TKO...the tree just didn't want to go on. It secretley had it out for us since we brought it in the house and tried to make it fit. Like a mother forcing her fat kid to try to fit into the slim when he should be in the husky section...And we could give 2 shits at this point, we put itback up...put a weight on the tree and left it bask in its fugliness.
We did get out of it what we had wanted, a memorial first Christmas. One that Bec, Mike, Lori or myself will ever forget Im sure.
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You forgot our favorite line from the Tree incident. "Why do we even have Christmas?" That was hilarious! Lori and I still get a smile from that Christmas. You also forgot that the tree stained your carpet green because of the paint on the needles. :) Damn that tree was huge. :) LOL!
Was that me that said that about Christmas? Sounds like something I would say in a pissy moment LOL.
The carpet I do remember, I was TRYING to get that out of my memory you BASTARD! : ) That fuckin tree...I hate it so!
yes,it was you Jason that said the comment about christmas,but that was so funny we had needles every were, and you know how serious jason is about his precious carpet we still had stains when we moved out:)
Oh and about the wrestling thing the reason i lead with my chin is because you had my arms and legs wrapped up what else was i supposed to land with i would of broke my nose if i landed with that:P
ROFL! Yeah you were so angry. It still makes me smile. That tree was a freak of nature. LOL
Okay, so I seem to remember the tree falling on me...or am I thinking of one of the many other Christmas trees that have landed on me?
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